Crazed Birthday Clown considering some really tough work issues! What’s a clown to do?
littlesquish89 asked:
I am a man with with dual college majors of Clown Studies and High-Energy Nuclear Physics, along with a PhD in High-Energy Nuclear Physics. I chose clowning as my career choice, even though I did manage to make some breathroughs as a physicist (I made some important discoveries of the Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields). Why clowning? Because I care.
I am a man with with dual college majors of Clown Studies and High-Energy Nuclear Physics, along with a PhD in High-Energy Nuclear Physics. I chose clowning as my career choice, even though I did manage to make some breathroughs as a physicist (I made some important discoveries of the Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields). Why clowning? Because I care.
But nowadays, clowns have no respect for their elders. Things have never been the same since that new clown faction downtown has started to steal to my business.
They’re led by Ronald Phillips, aka Ernie the Clown. He’s young, suave, and he won’t stop smiling at me.
I want to kill him!
Don’t jump to conclusions, he has no family, no non-clown friends, no one will miss him. You see, the problem is he doesn’t respect us elder clowns. Where would he be without us paving the way in clown-human relationships? NOWHERE, THAT’S WHERE!
Again, I’m tempted to get out my pappie’s ol’ twelve gauge, and bust him a new one. What should I DO0!?
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